talking to my mama with a retainer

me: ShChinatown hash shcheap foodsh.
Mom: what?
me: ShChinatown hash shcheap foodsh!
Mom: what? i don't understand.
me: SHCHINATOWN HASH SHCHEAP FOODSH!
Mom: It's like you're speaking in another language.

thanks mom. CHINATOWN HAS CHEAP FOOD!