"I can tell you love him by the way you look at him."

is this real? are you kidding me? can you really tell if someone loves the other person JUST by the way he/she looks at them?
i think about this sometimes when i look at Vincent. like, “can they tell? does anyone notice? if i look at that guy on the corner, will someone think i love him too?”
i think this is lightweight bullshit. yeah, i smile at him, but i also laugh, roll my eyes, and “playfully” hit him. can they tell i love him by the way i slap his arm? damn, i must be so readable. THESE PEOPLE KNOW MY LIFE! except they don’t.

this is all shit they lead you to believe in chick flicks. although i love chick flicks, some of them should really be called SHIT flicks. HAHA i think i’m clever.

me: Austin, I can tell you love Suki by the way you look at him.
A: what the fuck are you talking about?


By the way, this conversation never actually happened. but Suki is his dog. so i thought it was funny. maybe not.